...To Save Wretch LIke Me.

So Glen Beck (new rising star for Fox news, effectively O'Riely's padawan)'s whole story seems to be that he was a drunk a lecher and a druggie...until he found Jesus and is now a good person. Let's see how that goes.





...Christ....what was he like BEFORE Jesus fixed him? This is actually one of the more sane rants by him, but it is the most emotional.

But surely Jesus cured him of being a smarmy pig right?



...Glen Beck sexually harassing people on public TV. Classy.

So how's Beck's "Christian" compassion.





Beck is an example of one of the biggest problems I see with people like him. He assumes that because he found Jesus and thus stopped gallivanting, drinking, and drugging, he is now a good person. He fails to realize that all of that debauchery was not the problem, they were symptoms. His real problem is that he's an asshole. He is the same douchebag now as he was when he was a pot junkie, the only difference is now he gets people telling him his dickery is good because it's for God and Cuntry (sic). I'd actually say he is a worse person now, since now he spews some of the most hatefilled garbage imaginable; sowing fear and hatred towards his fellow man, supporting bigotry and ignorance and hubris. Before all he was doing is baking his own mind into a fine smoldering slag. Glen, for the sake of the species, go back to drinking.